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| WHOOO WHOOT |
| 12.31.03 (2:57 pm) [edit] |
My friends here! HE IS NOW HERE! Im so happy! I havent seen him in 2 yrs! GAWD I missed him!
Ok, I bloged, I go now :D
~Your Naughty Neibourhood Kitten
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| Spanking Good Times |
| 12.30.03 (7:53 pm) [edit] |
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Ever just want to spank someone? just to spank them? Just because their ass looks so totay spankable? mmm spanking just for the fun of it, need to do that more!
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| What are they thinking? and READ |
| 12.30.03 (7:48 am) [edit] |
So I just heard on the radio that in the US the FBI has told police to watch out for people who have almanacs cause they could be terroists! What bull shit! so now farmers are suddenly terroists?! or Witches? or Pagans? or anyone who might have one for what ever reason? You might as well just have them say anyone whos not blond haired and blue eyed, and kill anyone who goes against you. Or am I in the wrong era again...seems to me history is coming back full force.
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why is it so hard to follow instrustions? When I hand patients the consent form they need to sign I say to them "read this top part <[i]shows part on form[/i]> and then sign here <[i]shows other part on form[/i]> Sometimes, well ok alot of the time, the just grab the clip bord from me then come back and ask me what part to read or where to sign!!!! my fave is when they say "so I sign here where it says wittness?" I want to say to them, "you seem to be able to read, why cant you see that it says PATIENT SIGNATURE right there above WITNESS?!"
~Miss Antropy~
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| Cookies |
| 12.29.03 (1:31 pm) [edit] |
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Sometimes our patient bring us gifts. Food gifts. The back of clinic is sometimes lined with cookies, and chocolates, and other baked goods that the Hags bring in. Currently we have this GIANT tin of sugar cookies. I've been avoiding it...untill now. One of the aides came in and placed the tin next to me and took some. While we were chatting I went for it. I only wanted one. I have now had three. She leaves the tin next to me :shock: NOOOO I have no willpower when it come to sugar! mmm sweet sweet smooth cookies. Have to put the lid on, have to put the tin away. OH NooOOOoOO some one just brought by more treats...OOOOO almond brittle. Thats it im lost. *drool* this almond brittle is to die for! OOOO YUM.... mmm sticky ;) kay, going to the office to file....maybe that will take away the cravings LOL they only have the food we dont want anymore in the office :D
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| Bras |
| 12.29.03 (10:17 am) [edit] |
I hate bras, I really do. They are so annoying. You have to find the right size, shape, material, etc... then when you find one that you can wear for more than 2 hrs without annoyance you find that it costs WAY too much! Just to get a reg bra is a hassle, but start looking for a push up? or a strapless, or halter or sports is another issue, one that can be harder just cause you need to find the EXACT type to fit! THEN we go on to the ones that are pre-molded *UGH* excuse me but my breasts are not beachballs and not eveyone fits that type of boobie shape. In my case I have big ones, im young so am perky, I can hold up a towel with them :D I want them to remain that way forever! As I lose weight I have gone up in size .... Im convinced that the fat is migrating to them just to stay in me :evil: I am now a 40D!!!! Im afraid that if I lose any more Im going to be a DD at some point!
I love breasts, Im a total T and A chick! I love a woman who looks like a woman, well andrgony is fucking hot to me too ;) but with big ones its hard to do things. Im short so when someone reaches behind them to motion to me I ussual get smacked in the breast. THAT HURTS! I like my breasts, they get attention, and my girlfriend likes to brag about them to random people...or other friends who drag me around and tell people to feel them. Yes im a breast slut - eveyone had a garb LOL :o
Why cant we just be born with breast's that are firm, round, on the large side that dont sag as we get older, and that we could go with out a bra with out running the risk of taking someones head of if we turned too fast. *sigh* back to the gentic drawing board.
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| She |
| 12.28.03 (9:22 pm) [edit] |
Something new. Hope you like, please comment, either good or bad. OR with other story ideas
[b][u]She[/u][/b]
She sits there in the outdoor cafe. Alone. She is the type of person who can pull it off too. She looks so confident and sexy. She has a cup and saucer infront of her. You cant tell if shes waiting for someone or not. She watches the passer-bys on the street, smiling softly to herself. She has this relaxed pose. Shes not sitting straight up right but shes not leaning back all slouched like. She wears these red shoes. The kind that are all thin straps. The end hands off her heel like a sandal. The heel is a modest 3, maybe 4 inches. The straps wind up her smooth ankles and stop mid calf, tied in a simple bow behind the calf. Legs bare, smooth looking. The kind you just want to run your hands over and up. Her toes are uncoloured but look well kept. The simplisity of it all makes its that much more attractive.
Her legs are gently crossed. She is wearing a deep red dress. One shade darker than her shoes. It looks that if she stood it would come to rest just above her knees. It catches the light of the sun and shimmers with her movements. A gentle scoop kneck with small straps over her shoulders. The kneck low enought to show the tops of her breast. Round, smooth.
Arms bare except for a small silver watch. I see her hands as she reaches for a black clutch purse. The movement makes her long black hair fall over her shoulders. She gathers her hair in one hand absentmindly thows it be hind her head. It falls. It fans across her back, the ends curl while the rest of her hair has a soft wave to it.
Out of her purse she pulls out a compact mirror and a tube of lipstick. Placing both on the table infront of her she picks up a napkin and blots at her lips, ridding them of any last trace of previous lipstick and I guess any mostiure.
Opening the compact and then setting the lid of her lipstick on the table in front of her, she twists up the dispenser. I can see the colour matches the red of her dress. A gentle breeze comes through at this point. Picking up her hair like it was playing with it, and causing the lipstick cap to roll away. She just laughs and grabs for the cap. Her laugh send shivers down my spine. It lights up her almond shaped green eyes, making them sparkle. It is an honest laugh with a hint that it would be seductive in a bedroom setting. The breeze settles, her hair hardly messed up, she smiles. Now she hold the cap and the compact in one hand. Smoothing that red lipstick across her bottom lip she moves to the top lip and on one side of her cupid bowl lip she smooths it down one side then the other. Still looking in the compact she presses those now red red lips together.
Checking for smugges she turns her head this way and that. Finding none she smiles, satisfied with the results. Putting the compact and lipstick away she stands up. Smoothing out her dress she leaves money on the table and leaves. I watch as she stands at the corner to cross over in to the gardens across the street. She checks her watch. She crosses the street and just continues to walk. Making one stop to smell the orchids growing in the garden then she continues on her way.
I've seen her since, in different outfits, sometimes with people, but usually alone. One thing remains the same. She always has on that red lipstick.
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| 23 and cynical |
| 12.28.03 (8:01 am) [edit] |
Im on the road to jaded. At this rate I will be 25 and Jaded. It strange tho...I still have some innocence left. Yes, go ahead, laugh, scoff, but my innocence is kept in my own little pandoras box. Im just such a contradiction, its great.
Speaking of pandoras boxes *giggles* not that [b][u]BOX[/u][/b] this time at least...I have this pic that has to do with that, and I want it as a tattoo on my arm...gonna have to post that here, its awesome!
now back to thinking about boxes...
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| Strap-Ons and Fantasy |
| 12.27.03 (10:58 pm) [edit] |
Ok, Time to get dirty and naughty.
[u][b]DISCLAIMER[/b][/u]
what you are about to read is [u][b]MY[/b][/u] fantasy, [b][u]MINE MINE MINE[/u][/b] - cause its all about me. If you dont like ass fucking, strap-ons or group sex dont read this! [u][b]I MEAN IT[/b][/u]
[u][b]BUT[/b][/u] if you are like me, well, why are you not more naked and over here right now?!
now grab the lube and lie back, this is gonna get fun ;)
I got a strap-on for pressent day :D I've always wanted to have a strap-on. They are so hot!!!
Anyway.... my biggest fantasy has always be to be fucking some girl or eating her out, or giving a guy a blowjob, while being fucked from behind. It gets me hot just to think about it. WELL NOW I got a strap on. It has this opening so the gal can get fucked at the same time too, or eaten out or fingered or whatever. NOW I want to fuck someone with it, while being fucked. OOOO how fucking awesome would it be to be fucking someone with the strap-on while being fucked by a strap on. I totaly want to use it for anal too! It has 2 sizes, so work your ass up to the bigger size. Then on to anal fisting. Thats my other fave...fisting! MMMMMMM of any kind. I also got this german porn mag! I got to see German Fist Fucking!!!! ever see that, WOW! I LOVE IT! Now I just need an ass, a cunt, and maybe a cock. Honey if your in my fantasy, you are either a ass, cunt or cock. :twisted:
well back to my orgy....I hear that the guy who played Pippin's going to join in, and Vigo's already there with Liv Tyler....
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| Toys |
| 12.27.03 (8:41 am) [edit] |
Happy day after pressies everyone! hope you all had a great time and got lots of nifty things!
I got a "bag'o'porn"!!!!! whoot whoot! Im so happy! I got other stuff like new video games that I've been flaunting over my dads head and books and stuff...but its the bag of porn and toys that Im excited about! cant wait to watch the movies and read the mags and books and test out my new toys :twisted: this should be fun :D hey its SOMETHING to look forward too :D
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| LotR : RotK |
| 12.26.03 (12:09 pm) [edit] |
So I saw it, finaly. I really liked. My best parts of the movie tho had to do with making fun of ppl around us. Laine and I were the first ppl there. The first group of ppl to show up after us decide to sit right in front of us. AN ENTIRE EMPTY THEATHER and they choose to sit there! argh. The next fun happy couple decided t sit right behind us! well they MUST have been up for morons of the year! they start with "we've got 20min before the movie starts, quick think of 20 things we can do in 20 mins and we will do on each min" I turn to Laine and say "aww fuck give him a blow job, keep both your mouths shut" :twisted:
They got worse. Im not a fan of the human race, I think its filled with morons. At one point I say, not too loud but enought that they can hear me "Im just going to start bringing ball gags to movies and hand them out to ppl just to kep them quiet" the oh-so intelligent gal behind me 'tries' to whisper to her fella, but ends up being pretty loud "whats a ball gag?" I think after hearing her ask how many Matrix movies and LotR's movies there were, among other things, just made my brain snap in two!
Through out the movie the guy keept kicking my seat, or pushing against it :evil:
BUT It was fun when I got to make all sorts of Porn Conotations throuout the movie. Like when Elron (sp) pulls out the sword and says "They'll kneel to this" LOL it was totaly over dramatic and I couldnt stop laughing. I had to bury my head in my shirt to contain it! Im going to have to rent the movie when it comes up and make a list now! LOL
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| Signatures |
| 12.24.03 (10:09 pm) [edit] |
Thinking of lipstick and red and signature images. Red lipstick or gloss will be mine. I remember watching my mom get ready to go out for the eve she would always but on this red lipstick. It always seem to be the best part of getting ready. Red lipstick has always been, to me, the show of a womans sexuality.
I want to be known by sight by my red red lips, not by fitting into an image. I want to be known for my talents first tho. I dont want to be a femme, or butch or anything like that. I want to be the hawt gal with the "bend me over a chair and fuck me" red lips.
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| urg..ya |
| 12.24.03 (9:58 pm) [edit] |
This is just something I came up with on my lunch hr ... please let me know what you think :)
[u]I[/u]
I pray but Im not Catholic
I meditated but Im not Buddist
I think you can find Nature on a computer
I belive in Nature AND Nurture
I think much, belive little
I am a world to another, a universe to myself, a system of life.
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| Pressssssies |
| 12.24.03 (9:44 pm) [edit] |
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Laine and I did a bit of gift exchange tonight...I got neat-o shit!!!!! I got PORN! I got fuck'n foot fetish porn!!!!!! Im so excited to watch it. Im not really in to the whole foot thing but I do like it. AND its got [u][b]HAWT[/b][/u] sexy ladies in it, so that totaly helps, looks like theres some BDSM elements involved too! mmmm yummy, AND I got some reg porn mags! my hubby rawks! he gets me porn!
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| Radios and Dentals |
| 12.24.03 (10:23 am) [edit] |
why do the hags feel the need to change my radio station?! I had it set on a station thats not too bad, and that its not loud so I can hear ppl on the phone or at the check in point. They change my station and then turned it up really really loud! I woudnt mind the change in station if they were acctualy in the office area for long periods of time, but the're not!!!! and just ask me to change it *grrrr* but the loudness, not polite. *sigh*
Yesterday we have this patient come in with a dental abscess WELL the doctor yesterday dosent send him to the dental clinic!!!! the man need the tooth removed. SO today I get to rush around booking his appts! COME ON Dr. G you know about these things, YOU should have arranged this [b][u]YESTERDAY[/u][/b]
Just so that everyone is aware, doctors are NOT gods! they dont do anything great...well the ones who find cures do...we have some great doctors here granted, but the are not the end all be all of humanity. Doctors decided the problem, Nurses do the work.
Now remember - Medical Office Clerks like myself are awesome! WE do the work, we work our asses off to make things happen and to make sure things go smooth. The doctors job is not the most important, all 3 jobs are important, when is someone going to realise that? :evil:
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| The Cure |
| 12.23.03 (7:23 pm) [edit] |
I've been listing to alot of Cure lately...mmmnnummy!
Right now here are my two faves...enjoy
[b][u]WANT[/u][/b]
I'M ALWAYS WANTING MORE
ANYTHING I HAVEN'T GOT
EVERYTHING
I WANT IT ALL
I JUST CAN'T STOP
PLANNING ALL MY DAYS AWAY
BUT NEVER FINDING WAYS TO STAY
OR EVER FEEL ENOUGH TODAY
TOMORROW MUST BE MORE
DRINK MORE DREAMS MORE BED MORE DRUGS
MORE LUST MORE LIES MORE HEAD MORE LOVE
MORE FEAR MORE FUN MORE PAIN MORE FLESH
MORE STARS MORE SMILES MORE FAME MORE SEX
BUT HOWEVER HARD I WANT
I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE
I'LL NEVER REALLY GET MORE HOPE
OR ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
I WANT THE SKY TO FALL IN
I WANT LIGHTNING AND THUNDER
I WANT BLOOD INSTEAD OF RAIN
I WANT THE WORLD TO MAKE ME WONDER
I WANT TO WALK ON WATER
TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOON
GIVE ME ALL THIS AND GIVE ME IT SOON
MORE DRINK MORE DREAMS MORE DRUGS
MORE LUST MORE LIES MORE LOVE
BUT HOWEVER HARD I WANT
I KNOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE
I'LL NEVER REALLY GET MORE HOPE
OR ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
ANY MORE TIME
[u][b]NUMB[/b][/u]
YEAH THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
TIRED OF IT ALL
HOPELESSLY HELPLESSLY BROKEN APART
HE FINALLY FALLS
HE DOESN'T WANT TO THINK
DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL
DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
SAYS THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO WILL CHANGE ANYTHING
HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING WRONG
BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH A DRUG
ONE THAT MAKES HIM NUMB
ONE THAT STOPS HIM FEELING AT ALL
HE'S IN LOVE WITH A DRUG
FORGET EVERYONE
HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE
ANYMORE...
YEAH THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
EVERYTHING JUST FADES AWAY
WORN-OUT AND EMPTY AND ALL ALONE
WITH NOTHING LEFT TO SAY
OH IT'S ALL TOO BIG TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE
IT'S ALL TOO WRONG TO MAKE IT RIGHT
YEAH EVERYTHING IS TOO UNFAIR
EVERYTHING TOO MUCH TO BEAR
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH LEFT FOR THE FIGHT
SAYS ALL HE WANTS IS THE DRUG
THE ONE THAT MAKES HIM NUMB
THE ONE THAT STOPS HIM FEELING AT ALL
HE JUST WANTS TO TAKE THE DRUG
FORGET EVERYONE
HE DOESN'T WANT TO CARE ANYMORE
JUST KEEPS LOVING THE DRUG
THE ONE THAT MAKES HIM NUMB
THE ONE THAT STOPS HIM FEELING AT ALL
JUST KEEPS LOVING THE DRUG
THE DRUG THAT HE'S BECOME
HE ISN'T REALLY HERE ANYMORE...
AND THAT MAKES ME CRY
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| Happy |
| 12.23.03 (6:22 pm) [edit] |
I had a long day at work, it wasnt crazy busy just long and lots of work. So im sitting at my desk working on charts, and Dr. L comes in and looks at out inpatient discharge bord. Not too exciting, as hes leaving hes asking me questions about it and I say to him "sorry Dr. L I dont know much about the patient untill they get over here, im just a Clerk" Hes walking away and says to me "You're not just a Clerk, your the glue that holds this place together"
AWWWWWWWWWW :oops: that was super nice! I love when the doctors I work with are nice like that. Tomorrow I get to work with my fave one of all! yaaaaa
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| Dear Santa |
| 12.23.03 (10:43 am) [edit] |
Santa Dah-ling,
This x-mass I want a new life. I think that this past year has shown that I need a change. I am working on it but some help is still needed. I want to keep the friends I have and the people I know...well the ones I like at least :D I would like to make insane amounts of money and have a crazy fun time doing it. I want health and happiness. I want my hubby to have the same. I understand that if you cant do it then I will just have to keep it up myself....could you maybe help my hair grow? :)
thank you,
Madame Minou
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| chocolate stealing |
| 12.23.03 (10:21 am) [edit] |
we got this giant box of Pot Of Gold chocolates from a patient yesterday. I love the caramels!!!! :D I've been stealing all the caramel one :twisted: hehehehe I have this little container of about 8, (ok like 6...*munch munch* 5 now :) ) saved up :twisted: hehehehe take that HAGS! HA! hehehehe its taken me two days to do it. I think I have them all now. I dont feel so bad tho, everyone else like the other types and Im the one who ussualy like the caramel ones...Im going to share with the aide...she likes them too :D but none for the Hags MUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA ha hehe
hmmm heee he
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| Tattoos!!!!!!!! |
| 12.22.03 (9:32 pm) [edit] |
hey heres my new tattoos! not the best pic, they are really really green and pretty!
[image]Minou_225129585.jpg[/image] [image]Minou_1251867898.jpg[/image]
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| *snarl* |
| 12.22.03 (11:47 am) [edit] |
argh! I want to walk off my job! I want to tell all the Hags I hate off then walk off. If it wasnt for the small fact of needing money to live then I would get out of this fucking hole right now! *FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK *
I took a couple of days off to get better and relax. WELL fucking screachlizard Hagzilla says to me that she saw me this weekend downtown! right in front of other ppl and my manager!! FUCKING LIAR!!!!! I was at home from weds nite to sat nite, I didnt leave my place to go anywere untill sat nite, and that was to take a walk with my hubby! FUCKING BITCH!. I just want to scream and rant and yell and go down to their 8yr old level! but I cant I have to sit here and be mature, and hold it all in and watch that I dont say something not allowed at work. I hate working! I want to do something else! NOW!
*grrrr* this kitten is pissed
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| Red |
| 12.21.03 (10:24 am) [edit] |
I was out shopping yesterday looking for hair colour and a new lipstick. I have become obsessed with red lipstick and gloss lately. Its slowly becoming the one thing that you will always see on me :D kind of my signature.
Laine and I are walking around and I announce that I want a "bend me over a chair and fuck me red!" I do! It would be awesome! I want hair colour to match too! hmm didnt find the red I wanted but found a nice red to wear at my regular job. The Bend Me Over A Chair and Fuck Me Red can wait for now, there is always next week
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| Evil |
| 12.21.03 (1:17 am) [edit] |
I WANT A MINION!!!!!!!!!!
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| Beauty and Chicken |
| 12.20.03 (11:59 pm) [edit] |
My hubby is always asking me why im so beautiful So tonight I told him that he made me beautiful. :oops: :D yes we are that [u][i]cute[/i][/u]
In other breaking news my cat is a chicken theif. Its has always been known that you cant leave chicken unwatched around Marley. Tonight we had chicken. But we left if for not a min. While in another room....no we wern't having sex...this time...I turned to him and said whos watching the chicken? He ran out yelling NOOOO!!!! all I hear from the other room is "MARLEY NO, GET BACK HERE! WHERE ARE YOU?! STOP" then running up the stairs. I can hardly walk Im laughing so hard. I make it to the stairs to see hubby laughing and sitting on the stairs. He holds up a piece of chicken and says "he finally droped it"
Gawd what a messed up cat I have....my kittens steal stems off of catus' and one of the cats steal chicken...if they were human they could make great theives LMFAO
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| yep |
| 12.20.03 (3:33 pm) [edit] |
how true!!!!
 You are destined to be a sex-ed teacher. No doubt, you enjoyed the class back in school... And the subject is one you've explored fully over the years :-) You love to help your friends who have sexual difficulties. You are a understanding mentor and completely non-judgmental. You are destined to be the next Susie Bright or Dr. Ruth! What's Class Should You Teach?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| heheheheehehe |
| 12.20.03 (3:17 pm) [edit] |
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| Dream |
| 12.20.03 (10:29 am) [edit] |
Last night I had this awesome dream that I was traveling through time on this nify motor bike/scooter thing, whith my hubby who was on a peddle bike. We were seeing all these great bands and famous people. We saw The Beatles, Janis Jopiln and other people who I forget a the moment. THEN we went to see The Counting Crows and they were in the lead singers mom's house practicing songs. They did this cool acoustic version of Long December and then did Ms Robinson. I know they never sang Ms. Robinson but it sounded really cool - like a more upbeat Long December...then as we were taking off my bike made too much noise and his mom started to yell at him. hehehehe there was something about having to cross a brigde in there too but then I woke up.
[i]weird[/i]
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| Tonight's Session |
| 12.19.03 (11:55 pm) [edit] |
I had a session tonite with someone who wanted to be dressed up. It was lots of fun! He was like my dress up Ken doll :D I just need more clothes for him to try on for next time. Once we found him an outfit I did a bit of a hog tie. WOW! It was so hot. I got to spank him then used my ridding crop. I used it on his ass, and upper thighs. Then I untied him and got to use it on the tops of his thighs. It was for just over an hour. I dont like first sessions to go much beyond an hour. I really like what happened and wanted to do more, and so did he as so stated ;) I really want to get more toys and clothes. I feel that I dont have enough to really give someone a good experience like that. I had lots of fun and was totaly turned on, but I felt like it was lacking something. I totaly want to see him again, and do more next time. Its just something that I have to work up a comfort level for. I feel like a kid in a candy store at times tho too.
I totaly remember where I started to like men in womens clothing too. It was when I first saw Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show. WOW was he ever HOT!!!
I want to be able to give the people who come to me for a session all that I can give. I want them to leave feeling that they got just what they came for and a bit more.
gah so tired...need sleep....need food...and sex, always sex :D
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| Cool Blog |
| 12.19.03 (5:52 pm) [edit] |
Ok everybody...go see my hubby's blog, cause hes got neat ideas and I love him very much :D its linked to the left...Lyinghere is the one :) His other blog is here :arrow: http://www.blurty.com/~lyinghere its cool too :D
just do it!
Thank you
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| Think |
| 12.19.03 (12:14 pm) [edit] |
Sexual Norm's a great guy but he thinks that kinky is knowing more than 5 sex positions.
get it?
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| Rant On Sexuality |
| 12.19.03 (11:59 am) [edit] |
For the sake of this rant I am going to base my thoughts on [b]CONSENTING ADULTS[/b] so please dont come back to me yelling about children or animals, those are always bad! and should not be considered in a sexual way! but that ME and MY Ideas!
Why is it when I talk to some people about sexuality they think that Im am going to be offended by their ideas and thoughts? Talking about gender roles and sexuality types I always feel the need to reasure people that I am [u][b]NOT[/b][/u] going to be offended by the fact that they dont like a certain type of sex or type of gender roll. I dont expect anyone to agree with me. I am pansexual. I like who I am. I dont care anymore if you like it or not.
Take for example today. Taking to someone online about bisexuality....he said that he thinks "most women are somewhat bi" then again he wants to watch his wife fuck another women while he watches. I told him that I[b][u]think[/u][/b] its more that many women are more open to the idea of bisexuality. I also think that many men are. NOT ALL, but many. EVEN if they are not into other men, the idea could be there for them. Its like men who like to have thier ass played with doesnt make them gay or bi. OR if you fuck someone of the same gender once or twice even three times dosent make you gay or bi. If you like men women, both, trannies, CD's WHATEVER, I think that you should be proud of who you are. I KNOW that not every one is going to accept what you are or what you want. I dont see that happeing soon, if ever. We could have the most open society but there will still be some taboo, something thats not accepted.
To me sex is purely selfish. Think about when someone says they get off on their partner, well you are pleaseing your partner cause it gets you off. Im not complaining, just making an observation about it. I love sex and sexuality. Its who I am. I am a sexual being, I make no qualms about it. You dont like it, thats fine cause there are others who do. :D
Ok Im done...well for now at least....gawd just ranting about it makes me want it :twisted:
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| Candy |
| 12.18.03 (10:00 pm) [edit] |
I have this bag of candy next to me and I cant decide what I want from it. I was so sure at the store...now, I dont know, I JUST CANT DECIDED. *sigh* hmmm think I could market bondage candies? Like little gummie whips and harneses?
I would totaly buy those!
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| Weight Loss |
| 12.18.03 (6:46 pm) [edit] |
I've been losing lots of weight lately...going to the gym and eating right so nothing crazy. BUT today I really noticed a difference. MY PANTS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!! wow! Im sitting here and my pant are half way off my ass showing off my mini black panites! damn! I cant get new clothes yet, so soon Im going to have to find matching panties to go with my pants so that ppl cant tell that they are really halfway off! LOL
*flashes black panties and runs off*
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| Foot Session |
| 12.18.03 (6:39 pm) [edit] |
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Today I met with someone who wanted to tickle my feet. I think he was really nervous tho. We met downtown and chatted for a bit. It was cool. I wore my 4inch platform boots as he has a foot thing too, its cool :) I like it too :D We got to his place and I stood there for a moment then looked at him and said "So do you want me to take them off now then?" yep. I felt like a hooker [i]"so hon ya want me naked or just pull my skirt up"[/i] LOL Sitting on his couch we put in a movie, and he put my feet on his lap. We talked some more, watched the movie - [u]Gladiator[/u] - and he tickled my feet here and there. Sometimes mins would go by and nothing happend. Others he would tickle for about 3 -5 mins at a time. It wasnt like any scene I've done before. He had talked about wantting to kiss my feet and suck on my toes, and that cool...but this was more like he just wanted someone to hang out with. hmmm oh well...
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| Feet |
| 12.18.03 (11:22 am) [edit] |
Today I am going to meet someone who has a foot fetish. This should be fun. I like having my feel played with to an extent. He want me to wear knee high socks and big boots. Then he wants to tickle my feet. Hmm ok. I look forward to it as its something new. Im still kinda feeling sickly, but I should be ok. Im excited. This is so neat!
I will post what happend when I get back :D
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| The Kiss |
| 12.18.03 (10:52 am) [edit] |
To me kissing can be so erotic. I love to kiss. Sometimes kissing is all I want to, but it just gets me so rilled up.
[u]Kiss[/u]
You stand there look at the other person, and suddenly its like you are shot out of you body to float around you but there is something that keeps you connected as if you can see and feel everything from every angle. In real time it is but seconds, but in kiss time you stare at each other for hours. You see every colour in their eyes, the marks on their face, the form of their lips.
As if the movies are right the world around you spins as you stand so still. Shallow breath, thoughts in your head “do I smell ok? How will they taste? How will I taste” pass so fast that there is no time for you to really think on them.
Wetting your lips, even though your mouth is parched, you try to swallow but find you cant. Is that your heart you hear in your head, or your pulse? Has time stopped? What happened to everything. Nothing is left in but the two of you and your feelings.
stirring in your groin, butterflies in your stomach and your heart in your throat you both lean forward so slowly as if to give each other the chance to move away.
You don’t want to move.
Before you even touch at any point you can almost feel their lips. There is no smell, no sound, no taste. It is as if someone has dropped you into a live wire. Your body tingles, lips and fingers most of all.
You take that small step forward, possibly bite your lip, run your tongue over your bottom lip once more.
Reaching up to put your fingers gently on their face, you are afraid of any movement that may disturb this trance you are both in. You touch only with your fingertips.
Tilting heads, you only close your eyes as your lips start to touch. tentative at first, unsure, hesitant, almost afraid that it is not real. Mouth closed, lips pressed together. Holding your breath, you sigh gently.
Lips open gently, tentatively tongues reach out. Tips touch and pull back. The feeling of wet on wet shocks and arouses. Tongues pull back, lips close, then open again, tongues out, adventurous.
Dizziness sets in. Is it just you or is the world spinning faster and faster. You eat at each other face. Trying to devour. Tongues clash, lips pulled by teeth, heart beats faster and faster. Pulling back for air you look at each other, wanting more, hands move to behind the head. Fingers entwined in hair, bodies so close as if to meld into one.
Breathing in the same rhythm, you want to explode, bodies hot, alive, urgent.
Hands roam. Down the neck, across the shoulder, down the back. Fingertips press hard. Back up to the neck. The need to touch grows stronger. The need to feel flesh on flesh. Hands grab at shirts, pants, as if to rip them.
The kissing is more urgent, more more more as if forever more. You want, they want....
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| RCV 22:20 Puscifer |
| 12.18.03 (10:46 am) [edit] |
This is one of the hottest songs I have ever heard! just the though of it makes me hot!
[i]RCV 22:20[/i] Puscifer
Don’t be aroused
By my confession
Unless you don’t give a good goddamn about redemption
I know
Christ is coming
And so am I
You would too if the sexy devil caught your eye
She’ll suck you dry
Soon you’ll cry
To be back in her bosom
To do it again
She’ll make you weep
And moan and cry
To be back in her bosom
To do it again
Pray – shall I go blind?
Pray – cos nobody ever survives
Praying to stay in your arms
Just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She’ll eat you alive
Jesus is risen
It's no surprise
Even he would
Martyr his momma
To ride to hell between those thighs
The pressure is building
At the base of my spine
If I gotta sin to see her again
Then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie
She'll make you cry
I'll sell my soul
To be back in your bosom
And gladly help
Please suck me dry
And still you'll cry
To be back in her bosom
Do it again
Pray – shall I go blind?
Pray – cos nobody ever survives
Praying to stay in your arms
Just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She’ll eat you alive
My pulse has been rising
My temples are burning
The pressure is so overwhelming and building
So steady and heavy
I'm ready to blow
She waits, what is she waiting for?
Pray – shall I go blind?
Pray – cos nobody ever survives
Praying to stay in your arms
Just until I can die a little longer
Saviors and saints
Devils and demons alike
She’ll eat you alive
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| My Adventure In Hag Land |
| 12.17.03 (6:34 pm) [edit] |
[i]I spent the day looking at my job like I was a stranger in a new land. Hag Land that is. This is excerpt from the brave explore's journal.[/i]
[u]Day 1[/u]
Today I found two new species of hags. They were different types yet they got along well with eachother. I watched the Bitchalot hagzilla and the Lizardscreech hagzilla act like they were normal two faced hags. BUT they wernt. The gleam in their beady eyes as they watched the lesser clerkzilla ment that they were the extra evil of all the hags. They eyed the poor innocent thing like it was something they shot out of their gizzards. The clerkzilla cleverly diverted their attention by showing them the shiny bag of gooddies that other hagzilla tribes left as an offering. It was piled in with the other goddies. They pounced like rabid dogs. It gave the clerkzilla enough time to set up her defences of paper. The interaction is amazing. One moment the Lizardscreech hagzilla would growl at the clerkzilla and then turn around and devour some goodies. hmmm must observe more.....
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| Dinner Time |
| 12.17.03 (4:13 pm) [edit] |
I feel the need to feast on souls...
but tacos are a nice substitute.
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| 12.16.03 (5:59 pm) [edit] |
I wrote this one day...it really was one of those days :D
One Of Those Days
by Minou ©
Sitting on the bus she thinks over her day. "Yes it has for sure been one of 'Those' days" Startled out oh her thoughts by having a rather large lady sit on her leg just continues to make it so. She wants to scream at the lady.
"Bitch! Cant you even apologize or notice that you are on my leg?! Or is your ass so full of fat you cant feel a thing?!?!!?" Instead she takes a deep, very deep breath and shits over as much as she can against the window of the bus, almost plastering herself against it like a bug on a windshield. It feels like ages before the lady moves and gets off the bus. Seizing her chance to move and get some space, she leans forward and over when suddenly a hand out of nowhere pulls the cord next to the window, narrowly missing her head.
"Jerk" she thinks, "there's a fucking push button on the pole you're holding on to and thanks for the delightful show of manners" Taking another deep breath she tries to calm down despite the bus loading up with teenage boys, trying to outdo the other in macho fakeness and loudness. "Too bad for the possibility of having a nice ride home. The day has been filled with fax machines eating faxes, photocopiers breaking down, toner down the front of her new clothes, and don't forget the bosses yelling at her thinking that somehow because they cant figure out their own voice mail its her fault. Finally its her stop, getting off the bus, her heel breaks and she nearly falls down the steps. "Of course, why the fuck not? Lets just add that to the day o'fun"
On the limp home she amuses herself with the thought that waiting at home for her was her favorite toy. The sleek, shiny, silver vibrator. She had many toys with attachments and clit stimulators and rotating pearls and what nots; but it seemed the simplest gave her the most pleasure. A slight smile crosses her face as she starts to get wet just thinking about it. It will buzz her horrid day away and banish all thoughts of floral muumuus out of her head. Her little white cotton panties are getting soaked as she thinks about the sensations of her little buzz toy, and her nipples push at the satin bra to the point that you can see them pushing at her purple blouse.
Steeping into her apartment, throwing her shoes on the floor she begins her slow undressing and walks to the bedroom. She lets her black hair out of its tight bun and takes off her glasses and places them on a table she passes. By now all that remains on her is her black pants undone at the waist, bra and panties. By time she reaches her bedroom she is garbed in only her panties; her bra ending the parade of clothing to her door.
Against the far wall in her room there is a chest. Oak, and old, locked, and covered by an afghan. Pushing the afghan on the floor and unlocking the chest, she pulls aside various toys and implements. Cock rings, vibrators of all colours and sizes, a strap-on, whips, hand cuffs, ropes, until finally at the bottom there is her silver toy. She takes it out and lays it next to the pillow on her bed and grabs a battery. Setting it next down within easy reach she slips of her moist panties and lies on the bed.
She liked to tease first, not that she needed to get any wetter but it was more fun this way she always thought. Her fingers slide over her breast and gently squeeze her nipples and cup the breast. One hand trails down her stomach and over her semi-shaven mound. The feel of soft downy hair meets sticky wetness only serves to arouse her more. She moans gently as she slips a finger inside herself, followed by another and one more. She gently stokes her insides with the three fingers while her other hand massages her clit. Biting her lower lip she gently pinched her clit.
She stroked herself into a frenzy, she needed to cum and cum soon or it felt as if she would burst. Reaching over to grab her vibrator and the battery, bit her lip in anticipation of what was to come. Despite having done this so many times orgasms were not new to her, but she loved the feel of them each and every time.
Holding the vibrator in front of her she turned the little knob that regulated the vibrations. Vrrrrrrrr vrrr vr vr pftt "Huh? NO, not possible" she shook the vibrator but nothing happened, she tried putting it in another way, but to no avail, the battery was dead. She lied there soaking wet, and the need to get off clouding her thoughts. She could never get herself of with just her hands, so she did the next thing she could think of. She ran around her place naked looking for batteries. Didn't find a thing. She sat down on her bed and tried to think of why this day had to end this way. She looked around her room for anything that would help.
Her eyes fell on a old woman's magazine that she had lying on the floor on the cover it proclaimed that it had "52 ways to get you off!" Snatching it off the floor she flipped to the correct page and looked over the suggestions. 'Use a pillow' it suggested, so she tried to find her stiffest pillow, straddling it she rubbed it against her clit. It only served to make her really itchy. 10 failed suggestions she decided to try the last one on the list. "I know it sounds crazy but use the water facet in your bathtub. The pressure of the running water right on your clit is an amazing sensation."
"Ummmm ok I really need to get off and well this is the last try" She was more than a little timid but at this point she was desperate.
Running the water in her bathtub she made sure that it wasn't too hot or too cold, she didn't want to burn or freeze herself, how do you explain something like that to a doctor?? With the water running she got into the tub and lied down. Splashing water on herself she shimmied under the tap so that the water fell directly on her pussy. "Well here goes" she thought to herself. Using the sides of the bathtub to get her body close enough to the facet. Spreading her legs to let the water run down she braced herself. The warm water hit directly on her aroused clit sending shivers through her body. The sensation was like nothing she had ever experienced. The rushing water bombarded her clit with a steady pressure. The pleasure was growing, but she held herself back because she still wasn't sure about this, but finally the need to release was just too much and she let go. Once she let herself enjoy the sensations it became overwhelming.
"OH OH OHHHH MY GOD!" she screamed as the orgasm over took her body. Pushing away and up, she tried to catch her breath. Her clit and pussy lips were still throbbing. All she could think of was wow, that was amazing. She was no longer afraid of running out of batteries after that.
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| Lovers |
| 12.16.03 (5:57 pm) [edit] |
I wrote this a while ago...I like this one :D if you do you do, if not then not, but how couldnt you? :wink:
[u]Lovers[/u]
by Minou ©
As we sit on the bed I start to kiss your neck. As I move up to your ear I start to gently purrrrr. My tongue darts out and I give a quick lick of the side of your ear. I place my hands on the sides of your face and draw it towards me. I lean in to kiss you, but don't. Instead I kiss the corners of your lips first, then the top lip, then the bottom, gently. I then give in and kiss you fully on the lips. My tongue reaches out and tastes your tongue in return. Our tongues entwine as I move my hands down your arms and to your back. My mouth can not get enough of yours. My hands feel your back and sides as your hands do the same to me.
I start to remove your shirt and throw it to the side. As I start to kiss down your body I undo your bra and grasp a breast in my hand an start to lick the nipple gently. I then place my lips on it and start to suck, lick and bite gently on it. While doing this I play with your other breast with my hand. Squeezing your nipple between my thumb and finger then letting go. I stand up and move to another part of the room. when I return you see that I am holding a collar and hand cuffs in my hand.
I place the collar around your neck so that the D ring is in the back and handcuff you. I make you lie down and then proceed to attach the collar to a long rope that is connected to the bed. I then attach the hand cuffs to ropes on either side of the bed. It is rigid enough that you have room to move but not much. I stand there and watch you struggle a bit. By this point I want you so very much but I don't do anything, I like watching you strain against the bonds.
I start to take of my shirt and bra. I remove my pants so you can see that I am only wearing black bikini panties. I move back to the bed and straddle your waist. I tell you to beg to touch me, if I am pleased by it I will let one hand go. You beg and struggle, but I just sit there watching.
Finally I lean over, as my long brown hair falls in your face I undo a wrist. Your hand reaches for my chest. I moan in pleasure as you touch me. I place my hand over yours as you play with me. Suddenly I grab your hand and put the handcuff back on. I lean over again and this time my hair fall and surrounds our faces as if we were the only two in the world. I kiss you again and tell you that you are a good slave. I grab your hair and pull your head back so I can get to your neck. I lick down from your ear to the end of your neck. I start to gently kiss it but the bite down on your neck.
I get up off your waist and start to take off your pants. As I slide down to your underwear I kiss your nether lips. I decide to leave your legs loose this time. I crawl back up on the bed and position myself between your legs. I tease your lips with my tongue, only licking the outside but not letting my tongue go in. I know you want more but I won't give it to you. Finally, I let my tongue snake in between your lips and lick you up and down. I open your lips with my fingers and continue to play with you with my tongue. I alternate between slow and fast but I stay away from your clit. I start to lick your clit gently and then harder and faster. I clamp my lips down on your already rigid clitoris and start to suck and lick it as my hands caress your thighs.
As I remove my lips I keep my tongue on your clit, teasing, licking, gently nibbling. I run my nails down your thighs and back up. I start to lick faster and harder, I insert one finger then two, then three. I stop there. I remove them and bring them up for you to taste. As I lie on top, with you licking my fingers I start to join you in the kissing, I love the way you taste and can't seem to get enough of it. I stand up once more and remove my panties. You have a clear view of me and you see that I am completely shaved. I walk over to you and tell you that I am going to let your hands free you that you can touch me. Your collar restraint allows you to sit up and move around a bit.
I kneel in front of you and you start to play with my breasts and body. I take your hand and place it on my pussy. I am so aroused that my juices are flowing down my thighs. You insert your fingers in me and start to massage my clit with your thumb. All the while we kiss passionately. I pull your hair back and kiss your neck.
As I near orgasm I make you stop. I crawl back on top of you and spread your lips and mine so that our clits can rub against each other. I start to press my body against yours. As I quicken the pace you arch your back to get better friction. I see that you are close to orgasm and tell you to cum anytime. You do, hard and furious, and I follow soon after. I roll off of your body and kiss you again, wrapping my arms around you, I tell you what a wonderful slave you are as we drift off to sleep.
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| 12.16.03 (3:48 pm) [edit] |
finaly, the day is done, the work is gone, I am home, safe, alone. I feel so off today, I dont know what it is but its not like me. :? I dont know right now.... bah. Decided to take some vacation time from work, I get a 4 day weekend starting on thrus. I think that will help. I feel disjointed. Im so excited about too much, I want to much....I need to relax and let my brain fade for just a day, no worries, no concerns, just relax and get better. SOON!!!!
why do I feel so off? :cry: blah
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| Ass Limit |
| 12.16.03 (10:13 am) [edit] |
I feel the need to attach to my ass a sign that says "RIDE HERE!"
I think I have surpassed the limit of who can ride my ass for the day. HMMMM I can apperently take a lot more ass ride-age than I previously thought. This ass has no limit! anyone want a ride? Remember the rules, Yell, Be Rude, And Then Come Back And Do It Again!
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ug...still looking for a someone to pay my way through life...any takers? get me out of this place!!! :P
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| Running With Sissors |
| 12.16.03 (8:35 am) [edit] |
This morning is a running with sissors kind of morning. You know when you want to run AT people with them? With my luck at the moment I would hit an IV then it would puncture, then meds would leak all over the floor then the floor would be slippery, and then people walking on it would fall and hurt themselves. Albeit a fun senario, not to smart....still funny :D
[u]Who I am[/u]
I've noticed that I stoped picking up on peoples mannerisims. I think this means that I am just becoming more confident in who I am. Its a nice feeling. Im feeling better in my own body to an extent. I feel more attractive on more days than not, even while sick. BUT DO I NEED TO BE SO PALE!!!???!?!?! oh well I still think I look not too bad :D
Lately tho, things have been weird. When I laugh alot I get the feeling that I want to cry to :( I dont like this feeling, I think it just a build up of stress and no release for it. I'll figure it out :) Im a big girl...well small adult more like it somedays...
Joke -
How did the blond break her arm raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree. *snicker*
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| Ink and Metal |
| 12.15.03 (2:50 pm) [edit] |
I was supposed to get my leg tattoo done today, no luck. My reg guy didnt feel that he could do what I wanted, and thats fine, so his bro is going to do it. I thought my guy was amazing, but holy FUCK! this other guy is AMAZING!!! im so excited. Dont know when its going to happen yet but thats cool. This sunday tho, I go back and im getting ivy on the insides of both my wrists! thats gonna hurt alot I bet, but its what I want, and pain is goooooood :wink:
In other breaking news, I have the flu, so maybe not getting my tattoos today was a good idea hmmm ya, maybe
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| Grrr |
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So Im the one feeling like they are being pushed so I back off for the sake of those involved, AND Im expected to know whats going on and check up on ppl all the time! DAMN IT! Im totaly the type of person who the more you push the more I pull away. Just because Im busy, or have other people around dosent mean that I dont want to do something. [b]FUCK[/b] this is just the reason why I was nervous about going past certain roles! [i]GRRRR[/i] :evil:
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So Im the one feeling like they are being pushed so I back off for the sake of those involved, AND Im expected to know whats going on and check up on ppl all the time! DAMN IT! Im totaly the type of person who the more you push the more I pull away. Just because Im busy, or have other people around dosent mean that I dont want to do something. [b]FUCK[/b] this is just the reason why I was nervous about going past certain roles! [i]GRRRR[/i] :evil:
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| Inner Child |
| 12.14.03 (9:35 am) [edit] |
My inner child is sixteen years old!
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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| Damn Right LOL |
| 12.14.03 (8:54 am) [edit] |
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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ok ok, I care a *bit*
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| 12.13.03 (7:18 pm) [edit] |
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new banner! totaly awesome! Mike you RAWK!!!! *HUG*
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| Merry X-mASS ;) |
| 12.13.03 (6:48 pm) [edit] |
And then, with a tinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof
As I pulled in my ass and was shuffling around
In the dungeon St. Nicholas came with a bound
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot
And his clothes were all polished with semen and spit
Adult toys filled a bag he had flung on his back
And he looked like a prostitute opening her pack
His elf was in bondage, her red leash so merry
Her gagged cheeks bulged fully, her ass like a cherry
Broad leather straps pinched her breasts and her belly
Her butt shook when he slapped it like a bowl full of jelly
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work
And filled all the stockings, then was pulled with a jerk
With a flick of his crop and a twist of his head
He soon gave her to know she had something to dread
They went out of the dungeon and fell out of the door
Tripping over a flogger we had left on the floor
But I heard him exclaim, ere they rode out of sight
"Merry Christmas, you kinksters, and to all a good night!"
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| OMG |
| 12.13.03 (6:15 pm) [edit] |
HES COMMING!!!!!!
My friend from ontario is going to be moving out here to alberta at the end of the month!!!!! Im so happy! I miss him so much! I miss my firends. YEA!!!!!!!!! *BOUNCE BOUNCE*
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| Funny Adult Jokes :D |
| 12.13.03 (9:25 am) [edit] |
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Ass, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or an ass,but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex ?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed
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| moment of softness |
| 12.13.03 (12:22 am) [edit] |
sometimes I just want to be taken over by passion. I love to dominate but I dont always want to be the one in charge. I want to be taken in someones arms and told what to do and when to do it. I want a soft romantic passion with some pain.
~sigh~
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| Get Fuzzy Jingle Bells |
| 12.13.03 (12:11 am) [edit] |
"Ho Ho Ho
Jingle Presents!
Beat The Pheasants!
Reindeer Tastes Like Spam!
Kick The Elf.
Engorge Yourself, ad Ambush Santa's Van -
[b]Hey[/b]!"
heehehehe Get Fuzzy RAWKS!
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| Im Sick And Evil! |
| 12.12.03 (11:24 pm) [edit] |
So in teasing I asked someone if he broke his vaccum again...here goes the convo...
Minou - 'Still sucking strong then?'
Him - 'No need for a vaccum'
Minou - 'Right Sorry, Dustbuster'
Him - 'Right'
hmmm am I the only one who gets how bad that sounds? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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| OOOOO nifty |
| 12.12.03 (10:44 pm) [edit] |
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| Play time |
| 12.12.03 (6:28 pm) [edit] |
I want to play with someone but no one is around. Who wants to play with me? I promise I wont leave bite marks unless you want me to :wink:
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| *SOB* |
| 12.12.03 (10:30 am) [edit] |
:cry: I didnt get the job I interviewd for...im pretty upset by it too. Looks like I have to go down to one less day a week to get rid of this stress if I cant change jobs. I just want to make money doing what I like!
Anyone need Tarot readings done?? :D
To cheer up I made up a little list of what makes me happy.... :lol:
Bendy Straws
Grape Juice
Orange Juice
Suply day at work - yes that really does make me happy :o
When I surpass my limits
My pretty eyes
When a sub wants more
When I get tattooed -MONDAY!!!!-
hmmm feeling a [i]bit[/i] better
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| Damn IT! |
| 12.11.03 (5:02 pm) [edit] |
My kittens have stolen my toothbrush! fucking cats! I dont know where it went, and I really liked that one too! :evil: :evil: :evil: *[i]grumble[/i]* good thing I have extra
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| Joy Drop - Beautiful, Sometimes I Wanna Die |
| 12.11.03 (1:30 pm) [edit] |
I love these songs, so awesome!
Beautiful
If I was beautiful like you
Oh the things I would do
Those not so blessed would cry out murder
And I'd just laugh and get away with it too, like you do
If I was beautiful like you
I would never be at fault
I'd walk in the rain between the rain drops
Bringing traffic to a halt
But that would never be
That will never, never be
'Cause I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me
If I was beautiful like you
I'd be quick to assume
They'd do anything to please me, why not
I see their reaction when you walk into the room
But that will never be
That will never be, never be
'Cause I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me
If I was beautiful like you
I'd have so many friends
All fighting for my time to be next in line
So if I hurt one I wouldn't have to make amends
But that will never be
That will never be
'Cause I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm not beautiful like you
I'm beautiful like me.
Sometimes I wanna Die
Don't worry about one thing
Don't worry about nothing
She said
I'm not gonna let this one go.
Nobody is on my side,
Nobody seems to see
How much
How deep
How far
These things can be
My eyes are drying I
My eyes are drying i, I ,
Still dont even know you, i, I
Still wish that I could hold you, i, i,
I sometimes wanna die.
And everywhere I go
And everyone I see
Somehow
Almost sets me free
And the spaces where we meet
Is different then the rest
And I cant seem to forget them
My eyes are drying i, I ,
Still dont even know you, i, I
Still wish that I could hold you, i, i,
I sometimes wanna die.
I sometimes wanna die
I sometimes wanna....
And you were at the start
And now you are then end
And you left me with nothing to defend
I need the voise of a girlfriend,
Cant stop myself from laughing
No matter how sad
These things can be,
These things can be
My eyes are drying i, I ,
Still dont evben know you, i, I
Still wish that I could hold you, i, i,
Still dont even know you,
I sometimes wanna die.
Repeat...till end
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| Ahhh Joke Time |
| 12.11.03 (12:52 pm) [edit] |
heres a list of jokes that I stole from someone :D I took out the ones that I thought were a bit...too much, yes kiddies, even I have some limits LOL
1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.
2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
3. What do women and condoms have in common?
---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.
4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
---Odor eaters.
6. Why do men name their penis?
---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most
of their decisions.
7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
---Snowballs.
8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
---A hard pecker.
9. What kind of bees give milk?
---Boo bees.
11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
---They both like a tight seal.
13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!
16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.
17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!
18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch
19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.
20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.
21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.
23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.
24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
Q: What does a lawyer do after sex?
A: Pays the bill.
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| 79 YEA!! |
| 12.11.03 (12:28 pm) [edit] |
woooo Im at 79, I must be doing something, right, or at at least strange so that ppl want to see it. I have a headache-migraine today. I think its the lack of sleep, mixed with last nites cigar fumes...I wasnt smoking it, some one else was...hmm that sounds bad :D then having coke, when I havent had caffeeeeeeeine in awhile, then not eating then being tired....
I think I need to take better care of my wittle self, who wants to help ? :wink:
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| Session |
| 12.11.03 (1:11 am) [edit] |
Its 2 am! :shock:
I just had this AMAZING session with someone! *sigh* I like when ppl let me tie them up. And it was fun, and I took pictures....felt like being vacation "and on your left you'll notice that the knot is placed just out of the way of the hand, yet tied just so that it looks pretty.........oooooo ahhhhh"
THEN I met for coffee with this other guy, hes super nice, I like-y him :o
Im sleepy, and dopey at the moment...damn fuckin dwarves, get out of my head!!!!! ITS MY BRAIN
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| so quite |
| 12.10.03 (3:08 pm) [edit] |
why is it that when the machines turn off, and the people are gone its so quite around here? its as if someone pulled a giant plug to turn off the sound. I hate this part of the day. Im alone and there is no sound. Not even my radio keeps the silence at bay.
I dont like feeling this way... :(
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| Names of THEM |
| 12.10.03 (1:00 pm) [edit] |
I have decied to call my two most disliked RN's the following:
High Queen Over-Hag Of The Bitches, and Grand Mistress Of The Lizard People
just gotta remember not to say it to their faces... :shock:
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| Work |
| 12.10.03 (6:52 am) [edit] |
Im at this training session for my job...my day job :o
I have this sticky keyboard and I have to use it for the next 2 hrs...ewwww ikcy :shock: and theres this sticky looking smudge on my screen....Im so grossed out. I dont know who used this last or what they may have done on it....
[i]I feel so used![/i]
=^^=
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| Proving a Point |
| 12.09.03 (10:54 pm) [edit] |
When I was talking to my slave online today he was being a smart ass. Tonight at the munch we brought up the topic of just a threat and comming though with it. I told him that I dont threaten I do. Then I told him this story:
'I know this guy, hes really annoying. One day we are out for coffee and waiting for my hubby to join us. He gets REALLY annoying, so I tell him "do it again and I'll stab you with my fork", he didnt belive me, hes all like "no you wont, you wouldnt do that, were in a public place" so he does it again, So I took my fork and stabed his hand'
I didnt stab hard, but I proved my point didnt I? :o
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| Proving a Point |
| 12.09.03 (10:51 pm) [edit] |
When I was talking to my slave online today he was being a smart ass. Tonight at the munch we brought up the topic of just a threat and comming though with it. I told him that I dont threaten I do. Then I told him this story:
'I know this guy, hes really annoying. One day we are out for coffee and waiting for my hubby to join us. He gets REALLY annoying, so I tell him "do it again and I'll stab you with my fork", he didnt belive me, hes all like "no you wont, you wouldnt do that, were in a public place" so he does it again, So I took my fork and stabed his hand'
I didnt stab hard, but I proved my point didnt I? :o
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| Its beginging to look like submass |
| 12.09.03 (10:32 pm) [edit] |
:twisted:
Went to a munch tonight. Had a GREAT time! ment so many nifty ppl and great ideas for new torture devices :shock: whoot whoot! I love sick and twisted ppl like me. Im super excited, and tomorrow I have a bondage session YEA!!! and meet a new victim...I mean person, yes peson :twisted: thats it
mmmm corn nuts....
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| ya pretty much |
| 12.09.03 (10:26 pm) [edit] |
You're Katherine. The world is your bedroom and
boy, do you screw them all! Yes, you're a
bitch, but damn you're good at it. Nothing and
no one stands in the way of what you want...
not even true love.
Just be careful, it can get awful lonely when
everyone's had enough of you.
Which 'Cruel Intentions' Character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
enough of me? PUH-LEAZE you can never have enough of me
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| Kamakazi Pigeons |
| 12.09.03 (3:20 pm) [edit] |
I was talking to the hubby about highschool today. WOW that was a long time ago. I was 17 when I graduated from grade 13 [i]for those non-ontaio ppl there was this extar grade for some reason, but this year or last year was the last time they had it[/i] and now im 23 so thats 6 yrs ago!!! well I went to hs in Hamilton ont for a while. I went to a catholic school where we had to wear uniforms. SO one day after school im waiting for transit to get home. There was this [u]LONG[/u] strech of grass and trees and benches where you waited for the bus.
Hamilton has pigeons! KAMKAZI PIGEONS! freaks!
nice day, not bad, feeling cute in my little school uniform, just hanging out. [i][b]SUDDENLY[/b][/i] this pigeon comes flying at my head! death in its beady little eyes and I [u]swear[/u] a evil grin on its nasty beak! It gets about 2 feet from me and I duck and scream! I thought it was going to hit me! THEN the freak flys strait up and away!!!!! here I am crouched on the ground hands over head freaked out by this almost attack! OH YES! it wanted to scare me! It [b]KNEW[/b] what it was doing!
If you've ever been in hamilton, or live there now, you'd see. [i]THEY HAVE NO FEAR[/i]
thats my story for today.....
=^^=
[i]"Perhaps I misjudged your capaticy for shame"[/i]
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| Pussy by Lords Of Acid |
| 12.09.03 (12:40 pm) [edit] |
Thought it might be fun to post this, I love the song....and it fits with my name *grin*
Lords Of Acid Pussy lyrics
I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice
Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too
You wanna play with pussy all the time
To hide that kinda pussy is a crime
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's kinda sick
I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
I bring my pussy everywhere I go
To watch my little pussy is a show
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's really thick
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinnertime
My pussy is the hippest thing around
She's always been the talk of the town
You say your pussy's clever and so slick
But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby)
I wanna see your pussy show it to me
Let me see your pussy show it to me
Show me your pussy show it to me
I wanna pet your pussy show it to me
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| Feet and Anal |
| 12.08.03 (11:46 pm) [edit] |
I just did an online session with a subbie in the US. I am learning so much about what people like and want. This guy wants me to call him bitch and slut while he sucks my toes and playes with my feet and while I *make him* fuck his ass with his fingers...He wants forced bi too.
I dont understand this forced gay/bi thing. If you want it get it, dont do it under the pretext of 'forced' *sigh* oh well, we each get something out of it.
Im all for the fucking someone up the ass or taking a strapon to them, and then make them suck it. I have fun with it.
I have one slave that cant have another guy in the room during a session, but then others who are fine with others in the room.
I think that when I start my harem everyone is going to [u][b]have[/b][/u] to be ok with fucking others even if 'forced' :roll:
I want to try so much, I want so much! *[i]gimmie[/i]*
I love sexuality.
going to listen to some Cure...mmm robert smith *[i]drool[/i]*
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| Right ON!!!! WOO |
| 12.08.03 (11:05 pm) [edit] |
 Wild, kinky, and sometimes painful.Otherwise known as: Checkin' to see if the round roast is done Getting the beef thermometer Driving the Hershey highway Fishing for brown trout Pushin' shit uphill The colon commando Coitus analis Anaru sekkusu Greek sex Sodomy Bufu What Type of Sex Are You?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| NOOO |
| 12.08.03 (10:22 pm) [edit] |
so the pic will *[b]sometimes[/b]* show up but not always. If you [b]WANT[/b] to see it go to the begining of my website
http://www.geocities.com/obleron1" title="http://www.geocities.com/obleron1" target="_blank"http://www.geocities.com/oble...
Have fun kiddies
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| Awwww |
| 12.08.03 (9:53 pm) [edit] |
I got this from the girl I like! shes so super!
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| ahhh why not? |
| 12.08.03 (9:50 pm) [edit] |
1-name= Kitten
2-age= 23
3-birthday= Oct 23
4-eye color= Green/Grey
5-hair color= Black and red, with some blue
6-height= 5 ft 3
7-skin tone color= Pale
8-right handed or left handed= right handed
9-weight= Puh-Leaze
10-any piercings= when Im done with this tattoo :D
11-shy at all?= sometimes
12-outgoing at all?= see above
13-fav. song= Right now? [u]Puscifer[/u] RCV 22:20
14-fav. band= Dont have one yet
15-fav. movie= Rocky Horror Picture Show
16-fav. movie star= Ummmm
17-fav. drink= Vodka
18-fav. food= strawberries, or pototoes or chicken
19-fav. icecream= Mint Choco Chip, Tiger Tail
20-fav. color= Black, red, blue,
21-fav. saying= *heeee*
22-something weird about yourself= Im a Sadist :twisted:
23-something you hate= my cow-workers
24-something that bugs you about the person who sent this to you= don't know cuz I found it and it wasn't sent to me
25-something you like about the person who sent this to you= they let me steal the survey
26-dumbest thing you've ever heard= Too many to pic from!
27-stupidest song= There's sooo many
28-do you have a crush on anyone= hi Marianne :oops:
29-if so whom may that person be= see above
30-which is more important personality or looks= BOTH!!
31-what does the person you like look like= HOT! ;)
32-longest relationship= just under 5 yrs now
33-what kind of vehicle do you want= Volvo :o
34-would you rather be eaten by a dog or by a cow= Im afraid of cows...no really one tried to eat my head! Im not lying I was 6 and was visiting a dairy farm and I turned to look at one and its tounge wraped around my head! Sweet PHUCK I thought it wanted to eat me!!!!
35-potatoe or pototo=potato
36-ketchup or mustard=ketchup
37-coke or pepsi= coke
38-pudding or icecream = both
39-gold or silver= silver
40-blue or red= both, I want it ALLLL
41-hockey or soccer= Hockey
42-hugging or fondeling= Both
43-kissing someone new or kissing the same person over and over= either one of em I guess
44-hugging or holding hands= ummmm
45-have you ever told a boyfriend or girlfriend you loved them= yep then I married one of them ;)
listen to = [u]Voltaire[/u] ex-lovers lover
Feeling = giddy
Wanting = more stuff, for it to be weds :)
Final thoughts/words = If you splatter clean up the mess, and dont forget, A Clean Chicken Is A Happy Chicken
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| SHINY!!!!! |
| 12.08.03 (7:32 pm) [edit] |
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OMG how much do I want this?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! the clothes, not really the person...not into blonds that much right now :o [image]yummie.bmp[/image]
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| Girls And Munches |
| 12.08.03 (7:28 pm) [edit] |
I [i]thought[/i] I was going to go out for dinner tomorrow with someone, but then she had to change plans :( kinda sucks but I understand shes been kinda sick lately and I'd rather her get better than anything else. I really like this girl, shes really pretty and nice and supersexual like me :o I havent seen her in over a month at this point and I really miss hanging out with her :oops:
I guess since that clears up my plans for tomorrow I will be going to one of the munches tomorrow :) Im looking forward to it. I havent been to one yet. Should be neat. I hope *fingers crossed*
Then on weds!!!!! OMG I am so loooking forward to weds! I get to do a session with someone whos going to let me tie him up and he wants lots of it and Im gonna give it to him *grin* THEN Im gonna meet with some guy who is going to let me dress him up and then do pretty much whatever :twisted: and he's a cutie too! whoot whoot
Things are looking up!
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| AAAHHH ITS WATCHING ME! |
| 12.07.03 (1:53 pm) [edit] |
My cow-workers decided it would be "festive" to paint my window and decorate it. WHY? Now it has this [i][u]GIANT[/u][/i] snowman on the far corner, and "[b]HAPPY HOLIDAYS[/b]" on the other side. My window is almost completly covered. I have problems with this.
The way my area is set up I can see the window out of the corner of my eye, but now with the painted snow, and words and icky cut out snowflakes I can barly see out of it The other problem is I keep thinking someone is at my window watching me!
[i]im scared! [/i]
*[i]wimper[/i]* it watches me, what does it want?
YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY COOKIES YOU BASTARD SNOWMAN!!!!! *turns up heat* MELT YOU FREAK MELLLLLLLT MUWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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um, ya, back to work
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| Bondage and Elastics |
| 12.07.03 (8:44 am) [edit] |
So The Pretenders are playing on the radio (1000 miles) I suddenly feel old my my 23 yrs. I can remember hearing this while at a school dance or making out with my fella while it plays. Although Closer by NIN does make me horny...thats what I get for having a good fuck session while listing to NIN :twisted:
but Im stitting at work bored and tired and playing with elastic bands. oh oh. I begin to flick then at my window and try not to hit the holes so they go into the hallway. The way my 'office' is set up I have a door, and a bullet proff plexi glass window with a "head" hole and a "slot" at the bottom .... thats just to easy, so im not going there. Well sometimes I miss the top of my window and get some elastics throught the top hole and hit the door to the stairs accross the hallway. I begin to think what if someone was bound nice secure, no way to get out, then I could start flicking elastics at them...but the small ones of course, they sting more. Of course I wouldnt tell them when I was going to do it :D Now all I need is elastics, and a willing victim....any takers?
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| Thought(s) of the Moment |
| 12.06.03 (10:28 pm) [edit] |
Why not be selfish? Thats what desire's all about.
~why have a thought of the day? If I only had one a day what kind of life would I lead?~
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| ARGH |
| 12.06.03 (9:12 pm) [edit] |
So why is it that I have to hide what I am and what I want to be? *BlaH* was just at a family x-mas thing...whee fun...I always feel like I have to watch what I say and do cause if I let it slip that I like gurls too or that I want to be a Pro Domme or that I am not x-tian then WATCH OUT what will ppl think of me?
:x :x :xWHO FUCKING CARES! :x :x :x
~the ranting and raving closed off~
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| hmm I guess |
| 12.06.03 (1:58 pm) [edit] |
You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.
What Kind of Smile are You?
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| Wanna Play Doctor? |
| 12.06.03 (9:08 am) [edit] |
:o The orgy grows...
So im at work *yea me* but today its not too busy that I cant fantasize about the HAWT dr that im working with! And he's super nice, and great with the patients and treats everybody like and equal I'll do my rant bout Doctors not being gods later :evil: < So we have to consult the plastic surgeon for a patient today and MMMM YAAA its hottie and other nice guy Dr. C! :D oh ya, there goes my mind! :wink: So now im in a fantasy setting (come on, any place that can be a fantasy setting, Medical just happens to be a big one :wink: ) with HAWT dr's and thought of Bif Naked and Tristian Taramino fuck in my head... >
*snap* time for your exam Dr. C. Dr. KL would you please drop trow, Bif, Tristian...be more on me
:twisted: making the work place fun again :twisted:
=^^= Minou
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| MMM Dita! |
| 12.05.03 (8:59 pm) [edit] |
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| Things That Sound Dirty But Arn't |
| 12.05.03 (7:42 pm) [edit] |
[i]Add for the 'Wizard Of Oz' on TV [/i]
"The movie that proved that anything is possible" -um no 'Debbie Does Dallas' did that
Add for [i]Prego[/i], the sauce
"Share whats inside" - Im sorry but when I hear "Prego" I think Pregnant ppl....and then share whats inside? MY GAWD YOU WANT TO EAT BABIES????
:shock: :shock: :shock:
[i]Applebees Resturant[/i]
"I like it nice and tender" - do I really have to say anything?
[u]From where I work[/u]
during clinic a couple of my nurses were talking about some of the Dr's there and were talking about who took the most patients off the program at a time.
"Between him and Dr. R they sure do get alot of people off" - they didnt get why I started to laugh, am I really that dirty minded?????
yes, yes I am :twisted:
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| Things That Sound Dirty But Arn't |
| 12.05.03 (7:40 pm) [edit] |
[i]Add for the 'Wizard Of Oz' on TV [/i]
"The movie that proved that anything is possible" -um no 'Debbie Does Dallas' did that
Add for [i]Prego[/i], the sauce
"Share whats inside" - Im sorry but when I hear "Prego" I think Pregnant ppl....and then share whats inside? MY GAWD YOU WANT TO EAT BABIES????
:shock: :shock: :shock:
[i]Applebees Resturant[/i]
"I like it nice and tender" - do I really have to say anything?
[u]From where I work[/u]
during clinic a couple of my nurses were talking about some of the Dr's there and were talking about who took the most patients off the program at a time.
"Between him and Dr. R they sure do get alot of people off" - they didnt get why I started to laugh, am I really that dirty minded?????
yes, yes I am :twisted:
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| Do I really? Hmmm Yea Me! |
| 12.05.03 (5:18 pm) [edit] |
You represent... desire.
You sure are motivated. You have a definite knack
for getting what you want. You always put your
own interests before those of others, and you
almost always find youself being satisfied.
Though you have determination, try some
compassion. Putting others first occassionally
can get you even more satisfying relationships.
What feeling do you represent?
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why would I put others first?? silly humans, socks are for hands!
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| Bondage A Go-Go |
| 12.05.03 (4:48 pm) [edit] |
:D I am having a great day! I met with this guy who pretty much is going to let me tie him up all I want. And then play with him. I love people like that. I am totaly happy and hyper about it. :D So now I have a slave, a "bondage slut" and someothers :twisted:
Hmmm my harem is in the making.....just need more women....
HEY LADIES! Come join me :o I like zee weemen too 8)
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| 12.05.03 (4:44 pm) [edit] |
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| Orgies and Harems |
| 12.05.03 (12:12 am) [edit] |
I have a constant orgy going on in the back of my mind.
I have this desire to have my own Harem. How do you set that up? Like you would work outside of the home but then when home you would sever Me, and do household stuff.
Then on weekends It could be a giant Orgy!
Duruing the holidaze I could use them to decorate the house.
Hmmm maybe rent a mansion.....
[i]Details Details Details[/i]
Where to begin?
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| Ooooh Can I Have A Human Pony? |
| 12.04.03 (11:10 pm) [edit] |
Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!
What kind of porno would you star in?
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| Animals... |
| 12.04.03 (10:54 pm) [edit] |
You know how you "blame the dog" well I have decided to be more creative and blame the cat for things. Fall out of bed? "The cat pushed me" Throw a pillow at someone and then tell them that the cat was hidding under the pillow and launched it.
Cats are so much meaner than dogs it could totaly work!
but that just goes under the my idea of making socks that say 'left' and 'right' on them, I could [b]TOTALY[/b] take over the world that way :twisted: *MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA* :twisted: [i]ahem[/i] I mean... LOOK THE CATS THROWING PILLOWS AGAIN!
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| What do you really expect? |
| 12.04.03 (10:42 pm) [edit] |
So im haing with the hubby and then [b]suddenly[/b] I get this urge to tickle his feet. HEY they were right there, what was I supposed to do? :twisted: Seems I was bending his knee funny cause he yelled out "Im in pain and you're trying to torture me!" :o :o um ya that the [i]point[/i] :twisted:
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| Where's My stuff???? |
| 12.04.03 (6:43 pm) [edit] |
So I keep wishing that Im going to get stuff. Im still waiting :( who do I need to sleep with to get it?! Its as if I acctualy have to work for it [i]gasp[/i] [i]concept[/i] :shock: hehehehehehehehe :o Thinking at this point I really need to learn to save money. Despite the non fun parts of it going by, it would help when rent comes along and I dont have to scramble to get it together!
Still want that magic wand tho....
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| Where's My stuff???? |
| 12.04.03 (6:38 pm) [edit] |
So I keep wishing that Im going to get stuff. Im still waiting :( who do I need to sleep with to get it?! Its as if I acctualy have to work for it [i]gasp[/i] [i]concept[/i] :shock: hehehehehehehehe :o Thinking at this point I really need to learn to save money. Despite the non fun parts of it going by, it would help when rent comes along and I dont have to scramble to get it together!
Still want that magic wand tho....
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| Still playing |
| 12.04.03 (4:48 pm) [edit] |
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Seems like the time on here is StRaNgE :shock: blah trying to figure it all out
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| So I Sez To The Chicken |
| 12.04.03 (4:34 pm) [edit] |
*sigh* :? cant we just round people into pens and let the smart ones figure out how to undo the latch to let them selves out??
Just need to remember to re-latch when they leave
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| Blogs Are To Sporks ..... |
| 12.03.03 (7:48 pm) [edit] |
I kind of see blogs like sporks. I dont need one but I want one and they are so nify! :o
I think that I may have to join a sex phone line to make more money....Tattoos get expensive! and so are corsets and toys and VIP passes to conventions oh ya and bills.
Hmmmm anyone wanna be my sugar daddy or mommy?
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| MMMMM extras |
| 12.03.03 (5:02 pm) [edit] |
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| Was There Ever A Doubt??? |
| 12.03.03 (4:53 pm) [edit] |
 You Are Dominant!If you're giving out whippings, then this is no surprise to you But being dominant doesn't neccisarily mean you are a sadist You might just take the lead, call out positions, or decide when it's time for sex Bottom line: The bedroom is your domain, and anyone who gets with you knows it! Are You Dominant or Submissive?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| OO my first one |
| 12.03.03 (3:36 pm) [edit] |
So Here I am, wooo me! What am I ever supposed to say here? I guess it might help me figure out my journey. Yep thats right bois and gurls, I wanna beat people for money :twisted:. Hell I could do it for free but the chance that I would randomly find a masochist on my first run out in the street while randomly hitting people might be slim. That and the non masochist people might get a [i]tad[/i] upset with me
[i]awww muffins[/i]
mmm muffins :D I like muffins
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