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| Cool Pic |
| 01.30.04 (10:06 pm) [edit] |
This is just some rope work I did with a workout bar...I think it just looks nifty :)
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| Awesome |
| 01.30.04 (9:55 pm) [edit] |
Great! I got a way around the no pics loaded to tBlog...thanks Rawk! Photobucket.com So simple, so easy to use....now I can add all the pics I want...hope it works! I think Im going to start with a few of my fave pics from bondage sessions that I have done. I am going to call this guy Bondage Boi, just cause. Any pic with his face in it has been smugged out to keep his privacy.
Test away :)
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| Session |
| 01.30.04 (4:38 pm) [edit] |
I am currently doing a session. I have a man tied up in his bedroom, with clothes pins on him, about 8 or 9...with the promise of more on more sensitive parts if he tries to get free. His hands are tied to his legs, with enough space to tie his wrists together...upper body tied to the the head bord. Legs tied together, feet together, hands together, feet tied to the basebord. The only part not tied are his hands...they are taped.
He got free! his hands are free :evil: ok, thats it...he gets anymore lose and its 4 clothes pins to his testicles :twisted:
oh, time almost up...going to go check on him....see if he is still tied, I hear bed springs :evil:
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| Expericence My Dark Muffins |
| 01.29.04 (9:43 pm) [edit] |
Lenore mini movies - For those of you who dont know Lenore is a comic about a cute little dead girl written and created by Roman Dierge spookyland.com here's the link for some moive that were made from the comic....
http://btc3x4.che.uni-bayreuth.de/cgi-bin/wrap/tl/Lenore /" title="http://btc3x4.che.uni-bayreuth.de/cgi-bin/wrap/tl/Lenore /" target="_blank"http://btc3x4.che.uni-bayreut...
I like fishies, they go pook pook pook
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| Quizzzzzzz |
| 01.29.04 (5:00 am) [edit] |
 Your Group Sex Fantasy Is ... A Huge Sex Party!Your ideal sexual situation has a lot of variety to keep you guessing. Girls. Guys. Strangers. Friends. Hot people. Ugly people. Okay, maybe not the last one. You're in to group sex to spice things up, and you don't need to be the center of attention. What makes you good at group sex is your stamina. You are the energizer bunny of the group. You'll be the last one standing - or fucking - or licking - or sucking... What's Your Group Sex Fantasy?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
 If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student. You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking. Your oral can get almost anyone off... Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself! How Oral Are *You*?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| Egads |
| 01.29.04 (4:38 am) [edit] |
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Its is 5.30am. I have yet to go to bed. Why is it that despite the fact that I am tried and do want some sleep I dont feel inclined to acctualy sleep? I've hardly slept these past 2 weeks, I am tired, now as I write, I want to sleep but see no point in acctualy going to bed now that I will be getting up in a few hours regardless. murgh, oh well *yawn* I'll stay awake, do what I have to do today, then sleep sometime later....miles to go before I rest huh?
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| Bif |
| 01.28.04 (10:22 pm) [edit] |
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Im listing to Bif Naked right now...I love her. She is so totaly hot! mmmm yummy. She was supposed to come to calgary in feb for the tattoo convention but isnt now due to some stupid money thing...but the con is going to get freaks so I guess its alright, but damn it I wanted to see her!!! :evil: Oh well, she comes through alot so I'll see her sometime...eventualy, maybe..ya
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| What Would Women Do.... |
| 01.27.04 (10:53 pm) [edit] |
If They Had A Penis
"I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it."
"I would write my name in the snow."
"I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say: 'Where is my raise?'"
"I would want a big one and show it off to everyone."
"I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing."
"I would measure it both ways."
"Pee off of a tall building."
"I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day."
"Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it."
[i]LOL I want to do that now![/i]
"I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot."
"Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around."
"See how many donuts I could carry with it."
"Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes!"
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| Feeties |
| 01.27.04 (10:38 pm) [edit] |
Alright I said I was going to post that review tonight, well I didnt watch the vid again...I just didnt feel like it *laughs* yea.
Anyways, for your reading enjoyment I have something else to post.
Ever notice that any sexual act you do feels different? Like being finger'd by someone is different than being fucked by a dildo? Now I cant get myself off in no time with a vibe or with just my fingers, or a tap in the bath tub *ya you know the kind :wink: * but when it comes to someone else, well it always takes longer, even in the best position, that one that makes you cum no matter what. Like today I was playing with myself, and it was such a different orgasm than when I used to do it. I dont know, maybe cause I've gotten so used to my vibe or someone licking me or hell someones finger or a big cock...you think I married Laine just for love? Puh-Leaze :wink: Im trying to find new ways to amuse myself while at home. I figure I need to go out, get some porn, like lots of it, then sit around with different toys and rate the orgasms I have. I know that the best ones are when Im fucking Laine and Im on top, and....well maybe another time :twisted: but all I need say is that they last at least 10 mins, and Im all twitchy for like 30 mins later...mmmm ya
Hope that perked someone up, oh hell, I hope it got the startings of arousal :D
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| I like purple too |
| 01.27.04 (6:24 pm) [edit] |
 Your Passion is Purple!You're passionate - but more people view you as funky. You're more about sampling the different flavors of passion... Not that you don't mind getting swept off your feet. It's just you need a little someone new every once and a while. What Color Is Your Passion?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| sweet |
| 01.27.04 (5:00 pm) [edit] |
Well I am good with my mouth :)
 Your Seduction Stye: "Sweet Talker"Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone... Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-) You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| Blog-a-lishous |
| 01.27.04 (11:56 am) [edit] |
Alright, havent been blogging much due to the fact that I am off work on disability. Its hard for me to sit for long times. I think maybe if I get a better chair things might help :) Drs still dont know whats wrong with me, I dont check my e-mail much, partly cause of the sitting, partly I cant always get to my computers :wink:
BUT dont dispare, I have found a way to work around it. I will be back in full force with my fucked up comments and bad jokes. I am determined not to let this, whatever I have, stop me. HA! take that evil gingervitis. Ya I dont have gingervitis but its a useful line at the moment.
I watched that foot porn I got for pressie day. Ya it was bad...but today I am going to sit down with a note pad and write a review about it, cause I cant remember all the bad comments I made...I do remember veiny hands *shudders* ewwwww icky.
Review at 11 ;)
Missy Minou
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| WTF? |
| 01.25.04 (12:00 am) [edit] |
Ok so my pics are not showing in my blog
Bugger
*meh*
bite me, well let me bite you, it will make me feel better
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| Tattoo? |
| 01.24.04 (11:59 pm) [edit] |
Thinking of making this a possible tattoo... NEED FEED BACK :)
The artist is someone I know...but dont want to post who it is cause I dont want biased comments ;) :P
[image]Minou_720973947.jpg[/image]
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| Playing |
| 01.24.04 (6:11 pm) [edit] |
New background again :D Just messing around untill I find one I really really like :) but this one kinda matches :)
[image]Minou_1356547961.jpg[/image]
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| Again with the 7 :P |
| 01.23.04 (6:02 pm) [edit] |
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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| Morbid Optimist |
| 01.23.04 (5:40 pm) [edit] |
I was out for coffee with a friend and we were talking about a wide range of subjects. One of them was Canibilism (sp) We started to talk about the guy in Germany who wanted to have his penis cut off then cooked and fed to him...Im sure many have heard of this...he was then killed and eaten, by the same guy who cut off his penis and so on and so forth. Then I say a bit later on when talking about how there's always someone out there who will fufil your fetish or fantasy
"Theres always someone who will cut off your penis and feed it too you"
Yep, and this is why I should not be allowed out of the house. *sigh*
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| Background |
| 01.23.04 (1:40 pm) [edit] |
Heres my back ground, for the enjoyment of Nny
will prolly take it off later :)
[image]Minou_73823277.gif[/image]
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| Heaven and Nny |
| 01.23.04 (11:32 am) [edit] |
Since the new counter system I have 777 hits to my blog. I am reminded of one part in JTHM** when this questionaire guy comes to Johnny's door, he happens to have the number 777 as a house number, and the guy asks 'so is that the number of heaven?' big toothy grin and all Nny's holds back the door and says 'does this look like heaven' it dosent, its pretty gross. Hmmm ya
DID THE DOG SEND YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
**Johnny The Homicidal Maniac...if you dont know WTF get out and read a comic! damn ppl! didnt your partents raise you wrong? [i]laughs like a crazy person then runs off and hides[/i]
[image]Minou_514596758.jpg[/image]
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| Survey Says |
| 01.22.04 (2:36 pm) [edit] |
This was stolen from xGutterDollx who stole it from someone else :) But I liked it so na na na boo boo
A - Act your age: I dont know, how does a 23y/o act?
B - Breast size: 41D
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning
D - Dad's name: Michael, or Bio dad is Greco
E - Essential make up item: Red Lipstick
F - Favorite actor: dont have one
G - Gold or silver: Silver!!!!!
H - Hometown: dont really have one - I was born on an army base in Germany
I - Instruments you play: The Meat flute LOL ya that was bad , I used to play the sax
J - Job title: Clerk III AKA Medical Office Reception Bitch
K - Kids: EEEEK none
L - Living arrangements: Hubby, HouseMate, cats and bunnies, vairous other world creatures :)
M - Mum's name: Jacqueline
N - Number of people you've kissed: I dont remember
O - Overnight hospital stays: Only 1 I think
P - Phobia: Snakes but only sometimes, being abandoned
Q - Quote you like: "I would rip out your tounge if I didnt need it to lick my boots" ME :)
R - Religious affiliation: mergh
S - Siblings: none, Im an only
T - Time you wake up: 5.30 for work, who knows when I dont
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: ummm onions?
W - Worst habit: procratination
X - X-rays you've had: many
Y - Yummy food you make: cake
Z - Zodiac Sign: Libra/Scopio
Last Cigarette: I don't smoke anymore so...years ago
Last Kiss: this morning from hubby
Last Cry: last nite
Last Library Book Checked Out: I dont remember
Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: Underworld? I think...
Last Book Read: M.Y.T.H Inc Link :) hehehehehe have many on the go, but I just finished that one again
Last Cuss Word Uttered: Fuck
Last Beverage Drank: coke
Last Food Consumed: fries
Last Phone Call: Laine
Last TV Show Watched: Angel :)
Last Time Showered: an hour ago...ish maybe 2
Last Shoes Worn: sneakers
Last CD Played: ummmm
Last Soda Drank: Coke
Last Thing Written: coke :P
Last Key Used:? P
Last Words Spoken: ummm
Last Sleep: 3 hrs ago
Last IM: to someone
Last Ice Cream Eaten: banana
Last Time Wanting to Die: I dont wait
Last Lipstick: RED!!!!!
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| New Music |
| 01.20.04 (9:29 pm) [edit] |
Cause it was time for a new song :)
[b]Cannonball[/b]
Spitting in a wishing well
Blown to hell... crash
I'm the last splash
I know you, little libertine
I know you're a real koo koo
Hey now, hey now, ...
Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]
In the shade [4x]
I know you, little libertine
I know you're a cannonball
I'll be you're whatever you want
The bong in this Reggae Song
Hey now, hey now, ...
Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]
In the shade [4x]
Spitting in a wishing well
Blown to hell... crash
I'm the last splash
I'll be you're whatever you want
The bong in this Reggae Song
Hey now, hey now, ...
Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]
In the shade [4x]
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| New |
| 01.20.04 (8:14 pm) [edit] |
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New Header :) its lovely :) Hubby made it :)
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| fuck the fucking fuckers Im a medical baffle! |
| 01.20.04 (2:54 am) [edit] |
Once again I find myself in Emger. Fuck! The doctor is baffled. Yea me! I baffle the medical minded. He thinks that it could be displaced anxiety...in other words, instead of the regular symtoms my stress level is so high its affecting my leg as well. Whoot whoot! I want to be in the medical books now.
Thats it. Going to take stress leave and get a new job.
ahhh fuck, its my new favorite word. fuck, fuck-it-tee fuck fuck. :evil:
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| MMMMM FUN |
| 01.19.04 (2:40 pm) [edit] |
Last nite went to see the art showing of someone I know. AWESOME! He has some really nice work. The place it was at was a martin bar, really nice place. Sitting around with hubby, and 2 of our friend we were all drinking. I totaly wanted the girl that was with us. She is really pretty, and we've been talking about it, well more teasing, but tonight we were like ya, lets do it. Then we were joking about switching :D it was fun. When we got back to my place her and I had a bath. hehehehe It was great, we played in the bath and then the guys came in and we all chatted and splashed a bit. Then they gave us our towels like good cabana boys and they left for a bit. We got out and started looking for our friend when hubby said he went to take a shower. Of course he had to go and join him. :twisted: we are standing in the bathroom deciding what to do *laughs* and shes like go in and join him. Ok, off comes towel in goes me :) then hubby and she join us. There are 4 of us in the shower now :D all wet and warm, everybody touching and kissing eachother. mmmm it was fun. More happened after the shower but im keeping that to myself for now ;) :twisted:
Quote of the Day:
If your going to touch something that going to be touching me then you might as well just touch me.
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| Sessions |
| 01.19.04 (2:25 pm) [edit] |
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I did 2 sessions yesterday. The first one was with the fella who likes bondage, that was great. I got to tie him up then play with clothes pins :twisted: I got 25 on him. It was so amazing. It looked nice, but I think I still need to practice more with them. Find the best spots and all that. The second session I did I did some bondage then some disipline. I left some wicked marks, I wonder if they stayed...
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| new |
| 01.19.04 (2:07 pm) [edit] |
I got a new ridding crop :D Its so nifty, Its got a horse head insead of just a leather flicker at the end. I love it!
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| mmmm pussy |
| 01.17.04 (11:32 pm) [edit] |
 Your pussy is SWEET AS THE SMILE ON A LITTLE GIRL.Which means you’re as innocent as can be. Or rather, you look it. Why, you’re practically a virgin. “Practically” because even Little Miss Innocent will one day grow up to be Little Miss Sex Kitten. You like to play the girl next door, and you’re rather good at it. But when push comes to fuck, you can get down with the best of them. And have, on more than one occasion. But pat yourself on the back, Meryl Streep, for acting so well. You got everyone fooled. That’s an art! Is *Your* Pussy Sweet or Sour?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| My 21st B-day |
| 01.17.04 (8:52 pm) [edit] |
This is the story of my 21st b-day party :) enjoy
[i]damn this blog needs more sex[/i]
So my 21st ~WOW!~ holy shit it was amazing LOL Laine asked what I wanted for my b-day I said sex with women LOL Well... my gf T was there and this other girl V, who was totaly hot for my gf and for me :) her bf was there too, and T's guy. There were also about 20-30 other people we knew there as well. For one gift a friend gave me a pitcher of OJ and pour'd a mickey of vodka in it, so I drank that all nite. Almost every one was pretty drunk by 11pm T and I were making out infront of V and around other people...they all knew so were ok with it :) I had sobered up, and so had T, but V was wasted hehehee. She was with us all nite, at one point we were in the bathroom then T stoped cause she had to pee *laughs* So Vis leaning againt the door and turns to me and says "I fucking love the way you kiss T, you look so passionate and forceful, gawd I fucking want you" ... see where this is going? ... I push her against the door and kiss her. T watches then finishes up and I turn and kiss her while still holding on to V :) We must have been in there for about 45 mins all of us just kissing and touching and fingering and all sorts of playing. V at one point says "can I fuck you both?" T and I were both kinda like well um, ya, but are you sure cause your drunk and you've never done this and we didnt want her to regret it later. She was like ya ya, Im fine, I wont regret it. Well we move to my bedroom well there were about 15 ppl in my room at the time. The three of us start lying on the bed and then V and I attack T lol. We are all taking our clothes off, and I turn to a friend who was watching and tell them to get Laine LOL so then its T, V, her bf, Laine and myself and a room full of people watching. V and I go to work on T while Laine is playing with me and K is playing with her. T had to leave cause her guy was looking for her *pout* so then I got down on V while her guy is touching and kissing her. Get her off..mmm she was tasty LOL we switch places and Laine is playing with me while V is going down on me, while her guy is going down on her.
Well thats about it :) good details? I remember the room just being lined with people watching, it was such a turn on. I would totaly do it again.
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| my fucking thoughts |
| 01.16.04 (9:41 pm) [edit] |
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most of my thought process is taken up by fucking, orgies, SM and slaves. I want a stable with pony bois and girls. I have this orgy going on in the back of my head at all time. I see this hot chick walk by and its like hmmm she would look good tied on a horse or tied to a wall. mmmm fucking all the time. If I could I would have this room where people would be fucking all the time. But I would have people in corners watching, some mastubating, some getting head or face, others just watching. And giant windows, for the voyers :)
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| Chicken |
| 01.16.04 (8:47 pm) [edit] |
A clean chicken is a happy chicken.
Just something to keep in mind :D
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| cuffs! |
| 01.16.04 (9:31 am) [edit] |
 You're one for handcuffs, as long as you're the one with the key When it comes to power exchange, you are straight up dominant You weild the power all on your own- and your cuffs only re-enforce that. You're so in control that you could cuff and gag the toughest street cop. What Kind of Handcuffs Are You?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
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| GRIN |
| 01.15.04 (4:18 pm) [edit] |
I was sitting around at lunch today not doing much. Just taking time to unwind a bit from the work morning. Then some lady at the table next to me starts talking at me. Seems that in dec her husband had been given 3 to 6 months to live. He was admitted to the hospital this monday. She has been in every day this week. I have seen her before with her husband, in the past and she has seen me. As I listened to her talk about her life and her cats and her buggie named Joey it reminded me of why I wanted to be a psychologist again. For her to have someone listen to her stories and laugh at her jokes made her feel better and more relaxed. By just lending an ear it made her day a bit better. As I left she said "thanks for listing to me, I really appreciate it. I feel relaxed again. Thank you" It was such an amazing feeling. She just needed to talk to someone, I just sat there an listened. It was like when Patients stand at my window and just talk to me cause they are scared. She knows her husband is going to die, she is scared. She is worried about her 18y/o son, she said he just wants to play video games and see his friends, but his school is suffering. I said "hes 18, its alot to take at that age. Hes at that weird cross roads stage. Finishing school, trying to be an adult and then having to lose his dad, he need that release. Its alot of stress to take" then I shut up. A couple of times it seemed like she was going to cry, I felt sad for her, but still just listened, I am pretty sure thats all she needed.
I think Im growing up a bit more. I didnt take the problem with me. I left it there, but I felt good that she was a bit happier when I left. I still want to be a psycologist and I think I am getting ready to go for it. Im really happy...its great :D
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| Drinking |
| 01.14.04 (4:18 pm) [edit] |
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I think my job has driven me to drink. I dont drink often. I just dont drink. Not against it or anything, its just that maybe once a month, if that, I'll have A drink. Well today its offical. My job has driven me to drink. I came home, and made myself a LARGE drink. I am currently still working on it. Im going to stop at one. Im already feeling the effects...hmmm yep....need that new job now. Come on universe, gimmie *laughs* hell, I'll take part time if Laine gets that other job for more money. gurgh, this bites. damn it. need to be more happy...
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| *mergh* |
| 01.14.04 (11:59 am) [edit] |
I had to keep this list of things the other girl was doing wrong in clinic, and what the problems with the RN's were. I had this great stack going. I kept it under my keyboard. I had like 5 cards full I felt like I was finaly going to get my name cleared of shit that the Hags said I did but it was really the other gals fault. I didnt want to do it, but fuck its my job on the line here! I was away the last few days, 1 day was in ER, the other were my days off. I come back today...I dont get a hello, a how are you, I dont get a single word spoken to me. Not new. BUT when I look under my keybord my notes are gone!!!!!! FUCK! it took me a MONTH to get all that! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. THEN I see the other girl today and say hi, I get this horrid look from her, like the "you bitch" type of look. I think I know who took my list now. DAMN IT! This is my fucking job. Im getting blamed for her not doing work! I cant take this, im ignored, talked down to, talked about, and blamed for shit I have nothing to do with! She has no reason to get mad, shes the one not doing her job! I work my ass off! The patients like me, the meanest doctors like me! I do a great job! Just because I dont give a shit that the hags are getting a bikini wax, or join them for lunch dosent make me a bad clerk! I only want some respect, a bit of niceness and to be left to do my job without feeling like I have to compet with some little bimbo!
on the good side we are getting dictation for on of the doctors. That will cut my work load down a fair bit.
~off to eat brains...I mean chicken, I said CHICKEN! mmm brains, no CHICKEN! I MEAN CHICKEN
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| Poked |
| 01.13.04 (8:52 pm) [edit] |
I am being poked with some sort of computer cord. Ok now its just kinda being held just out of site of me. Ok Now hes trying to make a noose. Oh jedi mind tricks begin - my friend makes hands motions, my hubby grabs. It works, Len makes hand motions I grab his GF :D
hehehehe we played Baulders Gate on PS2 and we were calling eachother names - he evil. The whore...
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| MSI Faggot Lyrics |
| 01.12.04 (5:35 pm) [edit] |
[i]Here are the lyrics to the song playing. Now everyone sing along[/i]
been denied all the best ultrasex
i been denied all the best ultrasex
i - i tried to consume just like a super faggot
i got some dude
how can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
you nailed me hard
i love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
oh - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i - i could've been a star
it freaks me out when i sound just like my mom
i could've rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like i am
i played that shit straight
blowin' suckas on the side hopin' i get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell i can ever live it down
dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow - dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
molest
faggot faggot faggot faggot
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| The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life |
| 01.12.04 (2:18 pm) [edit] |
[i]heheheehehehehe too cute[/i]
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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| My Trip To The ER |
| 01.12.04 (12:33 pm) [edit] |
I tried to go to work today. I really did. I didnt make it. Well I made it to hag land with the charts for that day, but I just couldnt stay.
The pain in my leg was just too much. I was dizzy, feeling sick, and in lots-o-pain. It was bad.
I've been having problems with my leg for a while now. I cant feel anything, its numb. I only feel pressure if someone touches me, even then it had to be a harder touch.
I finaly go in. I dont have to wait too long, well I didnt think so at least. Fuck I work there I know that sometimes you have to wait a while, thats cool...the RN check me every hour so I was happy with that :)
Get in, see a doctor. He tells me its one of three things. My brain, my spine or a pinched nerve in my hip. He thinks that its prolly something in my head. Yeah me! He says to go to my doctor, get a referal back to the neurologist who saw me when the problem started< and then get an MRI of my head and spine. >Lucky me, I get in to see my doctor right away. Referals all sent out, now I wait. Im a bit freaked out. I had a lot of head and back trauma when I was younger. I dont want to have to wait. The pain is pretty bad :? this sucks. Im pretty sure this is going to be it for my job. fucky.
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| Boobies - kinda |
| 01.11.04 (10:42 pm) [edit] |
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just cause I can, but limited time only folks. Like a day or two. That and Im really proud of them. I like em! [image]Minou_376297153.jpg[/image]
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| Cages |
| 01.10.04 (8:04 pm) [edit] |
I had this awesome dream last night about cages. I was in this basement of some building and the floor was covered in cages. Both big and small. Some had people in them, some were empty, waiting to be filled. There was this one that stood out in my mind cause it had a person suspended in a cage. wow, I totaly want a room like that now!
When in on the bus or the train sometimes I think that it would be a great place to play. The poles on the train are just the right distance to suspend someone horrizontly from. The ones on the bus for vertical suspenssion. I would love to rent a bus or train for a while and do some kind of photo shoot/session on them. It would be very intense and erotic.
Makes for a fun ride home dont you think?
~Le Pussycat A La Bondage
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| Bondage Kitten |
| 01.10.04 (7:55 pm) [edit] |
look im a bondage kitten :D its my new avatar :) anyone got some string to play with?
~Me-OWWWWWWW~
[image]Minou_830664457.jpg[/image]
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| Position |
| 01.09.04 (9:18 am) [edit] |
Playing with the medical dictonay still - found this:
Position - The place or arrangement in which a thing is put.
There are 2 other deffs for it, but not as funny. This one entry takes up four pages, and has pictured diagrams of positons *snicker* thats more than some sex books!
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| New Word and Vodka Oranges |
| 01.09.04 (8:48 am) [edit] |
I know how you all want to know the medical term for goosebumps - it is piloerection. *snicker* it gets funnier cause the term for a really bad UTI is pyelonephritis (pronounced pie-low just like pilo hehehe) and since that is related to your genitals ... get it? *laughs* my gawd Im such a geek!
hehehehe piloerection. Im going to use that alot now!
anyways.... the Hag's are talking about starting IV's and one is saying that once she gets in the vein that she hesitates, so she hasnt had any good IV starts today *YIKES* then they wanted to practice on me!!! NO WAY! crazy lady! appently they use oranges sometimes to practice. The suggestion to start IV's on oranges then fill them with Vodka came up. That would be the perfect way to get away with drinking at work. I would so do that! you would just be sitting there eating an orange. No one could fault you... hehehehehe
ok, going to go rub my piloerections. <--- see im using it already!>
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| Nekkid |
| 01.09.04 (8:14 am) [edit] |
I think im just going to show up to work naked some day. Im pretty sure the hags wont notice. Once again it was "wheres JN? Is she here yet" I WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE HAG! fuck! comeon! way to make me feel very welcome. Im looking at her and said " Im right next to you, you know in the chair, at the desk, by the computer, handing you files that needed" Ya, great. Maybe I'll just start stripping someday, see if they notice. I could get those pasties for nipples and then while im topless I could start swinging them around. It could be a 'strip while you wait' type of clinic.
just something else to do for fun while at work.
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| Polyamory |
| 01.08.04 (9:01 pm) [edit] |
Heres a bit from my journal to my Mentor tonight.... just random thoughts.
Thinking about live in slaves got me thinking about polyamory. Not in a BDSM relationship, just a regular relationship. I think that everyone would have to be very open and understanding. I find it hard enough sometimes just having a girlfriend. Peoples emotions can be so fragile. One person says one thing wrong or if it gets taken the wrong way then that other person gets upset. Relationships are so complicated, its like why cant we all be naked and just play with who ever we want? Someone said to me "how can you be polyamours if you are married?" good question. I love different people different ways. I just happen to have married the one I love the most. I dont stop likeing or loveing others just because im with someone else. Its like saying just because you are with someone else you stop looking at other people. Like a teacher said to his class once "Just because your on a diet dosent mean you cant look at the menu". I still think of him saying that 7 or 8 years ago, and I still think its funny.
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| Check it out! |
| 01.08.04 (12:22 am) [edit] |
Ok go to lyinghere 's blog - link on the side. He rocks my world, and bed! and makes my toes curl. Heeeeee I love him sooooo muchly! hes got a nifty blog, and he says nifty things. please please please go see him!
can you figure out his relationship to me? LOL
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| Uniforms |
| 01.07.04 (8:31 am) [edit] |
I got new scrubs for work. I feel sooooo uber sexy *HA* even though the pants are flared a bit and not those ugly tapered ends *UGH* mmm im dressed in full blue today, I got a new scrub coat to go with it. Thoughts of medical scenes are going through my head....im not a nurse I just work in a hospital :P but I work with nurses, and patients. :D Oh the imagination runs wild! *giggles*
hmmm I see I've gone from the top 10 to #15! NOOOOO hmmm maybe if I show a pic of my breast on here I will get some more hits hehehehehe wadda think? ;)
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| The Snowman Is Dead! |
| 01.06.04 (9:08 am) [edit] |
I did it, I got rid of the giant freaky snowman on my window at work! WHOOO!!! I won! HAHA! take that! It took me almost 2 hours, and it was really messy! He put up a fight that bastard! even after trying to steal my cookies! But in the end sani cloths and vinly gloves won out! :twisted:
on a sad note after all my cleaning someone spilled my Orange Juice all over my desk!!!!! Im possitive the snowmans sprit made them do it out of spite, just cause he couldnt have my cookies that day!
*giggles madly and takes off to file charts*
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| Pee and Whee |
| 01.05.04 (9:26 pm) [edit] |
So I know this guy, lets call him Pee-ter heheeheha ya im funny< he wants me to pee on him. In retun he would let me do what ever I wanted to him. Ok cool. I dont know if im into water sports or not...not something I've ever tried, but its something that seems intresting to me. I want to try it, it seems like a fair trade. Like I could tie him up then pee on him, that would fufill both of us. :D heehehehe something to think about.>
get the Pee-ter now? ya see im fucking funny, deal with it.
~The Fink Kitten~
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| NEW |
| 01.03.04 (11:18 pm) [edit] |
ok, just got my hair done yesterday...new cut and colour! I love it...time to share :D enjoy ;)
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| mmmm Bondage |
| 01.03.04 (10:10 pm) [edit] |
I just had a meeting with my Mentor. What a fucking awesome lady! ***incase you havent read my blog from the beginging....or you dont know me...I am in training to be a Pro Domme***
I learned so much cool bondage! I can hardly wait to try it out on someone! WHEEEEEEE Im on a total endorphin rush! WOOOOOO
so who wants to be my next victim...I mean test subject...I mean play partner? ;) LOL *note to self, get together with slave and show him a thing or two ;) *
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| WOOOOOOO |
| 01.02.04 (8:44 pm) [edit] |
IM #10!!!!!!!!!! YEA ME WOOOO
hehehehe so happy :D
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| Thinking |
| 01.02.04 (8:42 pm) [edit] |
so a bunch of us were out getting ice cream and then when it cam to toppings, my friend asked for regular whipped cream "ya know the vanilla one" SO OF COURSE I say "is that like missionay whiped cream?"
hehehehehehe
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| FRIENDS! |
| 01.02.04 (10:17 am) [edit] |
yeaaaa my super nifty friend has finaly made it out to my end of the country! I missed him soooo much cause I havent seen him in about 2 yrs!!!!
I gave him this flower before I left while we were hanging out one night, and he still has it! I just thought that was awesome!
Im so glad he's here!
*happy dance*
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I am a Scorpio.
(Also known as "Scorpion")
My Horroscope starts like this:
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